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Dishing out a slice of truth: I’ve got thoughts on pizza

Pizza is multifaceted. Pizza contains multitudes

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DETROIT – Hello, everyone! It’s National Pizza Day -- are you celebrating?

This holiday celebrates one of America’s favorite foods: pizza! More than three billion pizzas are sold in the United States every year. It’s super popular.

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Read: National Pizza Day 2024: Our top picks in Metro Detroit

If you’re curious about the history of Detroit-styled pizza and how it came to be, Jason Colthorp put together a story over the summer that’s worth a read!

This originally was published in ClickOnDetroit’s Morning Report Newsletter. You can get Metro Detroit’s news, headlines, deep dives and more in your inbox every morning.

Speaking of pizza popularity, it’s kind of weird that we have pizza-flavored chips, right? Like, I can understand BBQ, salt & vinegar, sour cream & onion, and even dill pickle as chip flavors because those are tangible, real flavors. That’s the problem: Pizza is not a flavor, pizza is a structure. You can have BBQ pizza, buffalo ranch pizza, BLT pizza, seafood pizza, carne asada pizza -- there are so many variations.

You don’t even have to go far to find variations. Buddy’s Pizza, the creator of Detroit-style pizza, sells a Greektown pizza -- which has feta cheese and a garlic parmesan sauce. They also sell a Mediterranean pizza that has beets on it.

Pie Sci in Detroit’s Woodbridge neighborhood -- which is opening a new location in Oak Park on Saturday -- has a constantly changing menu. They currently have a poutine pizza, a gyro pizza, a reuben pizza, a nacho pizza and its own take on a Greek pizza.

While yes, we associate the pizza “flavor” as being tomatoes and cheese, that’s not all pizza. And the tomato sauces and cheese can taste wildly different from pizzeria to pizzeria, the “standard” flavor isn’t even consistent.

I love pizza. And I love pizza-flavored chips, but pizza isn’t a flavor, pizza is a structure. Having pizza-flavored chips doesn’t make sense. It’s almost like having sandwich-flavored chips or salad-flavored chips.

On National Pizza Day, maybe we should respect what pizza is. Do you disagree? Come at me, bruh.


About the Author
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Dane Kelly is an Oreo enthusiast and producer who has spent the last seven years covering Michigan news and stories.

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